"WHATEVER LOVE MEANS"

According to a local newspaper, ITV is making the first soap opera based on a living member of the Royal family - Prince Charles. Apparently, it will not dwell on the more scandalous aspects of the Charles-Di-Camilla drama, such as Charles talking about being a tampax or Diana saying during a BBC interview that Charles wouldn't make a good king. ITV director Nick Elliot told The Daily Mirror that the film would concentrate on the three years that elapsed between the couple's first meeting and their marriage. It's to be called Whatever Love Means, which is what Charles said during a television interview after the Royal engagement was announced. When Charles and Diana were asked if they were in love, Diana replied "yes" but Charles was more ambiguous. "Whatever love means," he said. It has just been revealed that the plane bringing Prince Charles to Spain for the funeral of the victims of the March 11th bomb attacks nearly collided with an Airbus A321. Not long after take-off from Northolt when the plane carrying Prince Charles had reached 9,000 feet, it flew dangerously close the Airbus, which was heading for Heathrow with 186 passengers on board. Only the pilots were aware of the danger and first investigations point to a failure in the control tower.